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A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate
for money. So she decided to go to the richer part of town
and try to get a job as a handy woman. She rang the doorbell
at the first house she came to, and a man answered the door.
She asked if there were any odd jobs she could do, and he
replied, "Well, actually, we need the porch painted-how much
do you want?" Julie said she felt $50 was fair. He replied,
"OK, the ladder, paint, and other tools you need are in the
garage." When the man closed the door, his wife, who had
overheard the conversation asked him, "$50?!? Does she realize
that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man
replied, "She must have, she was standing right on it." About
45 minutes later, the doorbell rings again, and the man is
surprised to find Julie there. She tells him that she's done,
and states that she even had enough paint to do two coats. As
the man is reaching into his wallet to pay her, Julie says,
"Oh, and by the way, that isn't a Porch it's a Ferrari." |
