How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

* That depends on whether it has health insurance.
* None. They just tell it to take two aspirin and come round to the surgery later.
* None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary.
* None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines.
* Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
* Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and
one to bill it all to Medicare.

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

* None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.
* Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now.

How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?

* Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!

How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.