That's unfair!
A man died
and was taken to his place of eternal torment by
the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners,
he saw
a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a
beautiful woman.
"That's unfair !" he cried. "I have to
roast for all eternity, and
that lawyer gets to spend
it with a beautiful woman." "Shut up!"
barked the devil,
jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you
to question
that woman's punishment?"
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