| I heard a noise | I noticed you were almost asleep |
| You Want | You Want |
| We Need | I Want |
| It's your decision | The correct decision should be obvious by now |
| Do what you want | You'll pay for this later |
| We need to talk | I need to complain |
| Sure...go ahead | I don't want you to |
| You're certainly attentive tonight | Is sex all you ever think about? |
| I'm not emotional! | I'm not having a period |
| This kitchen is so inconvenient | I want a new house...and curtains and carpeting, furniture... |
| Hang the picture there | No, I mean hang it there! |
| Do you love me? | I'm going to ask for something expensive |
| I'll be ready in a minute. | Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. |
| You have to learn to communicate. | Just agree with me. |
| Are you listening to me!? | Too late, your a goner |
| I'm sorry. | You'll be sorry. |
| No | Yes |
| Maybe | No |
| Do you like this recipe? | It's easy to fix, so you'd better get get used to it |
| I'm not yelling! | Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. |
