Elephant Jokes

What's gray, has four legs and a trunk?

A mouse on vacation.

How do you make an elephant fly?

Start with a 3-foot zipper...

What's gray and white on the inside and red and white on the outside?

Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup

How do you know when you pass an elephant?

You can't get the toilet seat down

How do you make a dead elephant float?

Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 12 tons of chocolate icecream, 500 gallons of root beer...

What's the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?

About 40 pounds

Why don't they allow elephants in public swimming pools?

They might let down their trunks.

Why shouldn't you go into the jungle between 3 and 4 a.m.?

Because that's when elephants are jumping from the trees.

Why are pygmies so short?

Because they go into the jungle between 3 and 4 a.m.

What's the red stuff between elephant's toes?

Slow pygmies

What is more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in the back seat of your car?

Getting an elephant pregnant in the back seat of your car.