Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A#1: Two -- One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and
one to obscure the issues.
A#2: None -- He'll only promise "change."
A#3: He doesn't. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets
congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames
republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
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