10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. The CPU has a gun rack mounted on it.

8. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains.

7. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

6. The six front keys have rotted out.

5. The password is "Huntin" or "Fishin.

4. The extra expansion slots have truck parts installed in them.

3. The keyboard is camouflaged.

2. The numeric keypad only goes up to five.

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".